One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 August 11, 2008

Wimpleton

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

Wiley

A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.

Wiley: Who should I pick on today?

by Saints66 August 5, 2023

Hotel Wipe

When you use a hotel washcloth to wipe your ass.

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.

by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008

willed up

The act of taking a penis and rubbing it all over someone.

Bro I willed up Debbie last night all over the face

by Floundyboy November 20, 2017

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018