winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

winnerpeg

v. tr. Claiming victory in undeniable defeat. Refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.

I can't believe George Bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.

by gregos April 15, 2006

Winterset

Kick-Ass fucking school, has the biggest twat waffle ever made many people smoke weed and use LCD--PENIS FUCKER

Winterset

by Kentrosaurous April 24, 2011

Winnerston

A very well known person that is really cool. He also has a lot of followers on YouTube, and in a gaming community known as the Cube.

Vampire: Why is Winnerston so cool? It's not fair!

Gloamist: Why do more people like Winnerston's content than mine!

by Winnerston August 30, 2013

Winternet

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

by delaclo January 26, 2011

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

winnerpeg

The wisest person to ever live on the face of this earth (other than God Jesus and King Solomon ;)

Winnerpeg is the source for all wisdom (if you're too lazy to go to the Bible).

by prophet Myrrdin Emrys February 15, 2005