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Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.
And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.
by Ferington January 27, 2021
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Polish win-win

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.
by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022
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WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.
Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.
by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020
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win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
by QuacksO January 20, 2023
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A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.
“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed

“A win is a win”
by drowwziie August 12, 2025
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For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.
Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.
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WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.
Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.
by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020
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