wellesley wallet 

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.

I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.

wellesley wallet by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

turd wallet 

Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.

"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."

turd wallet by dw8177 February 3, 2018

wallet eater 

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.

Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.

wallet eater by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

Drop a brown wallet 

To go to the toilet after eating at a very expensive and smart establishment.

ooh! that meal last night was so tasty but it wasn't cheap. I'm just off to drop a brown wallet.

Drop a brown wallet by mummazumbe November 14, 2014

Bar Wallet 

When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.

I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.

Bar Wallet by J_Dubbs September 2, 2006

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

wallet humper 

Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.

A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.

wallet humper by cruznsquaw June 12, 2003