never in my wildest dreams

an unexpected, suprising thing.

Never in my wildest dreams would I expect you to ride that roller coaster.

by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004

Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out

Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!

by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016

freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies

i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.

by Meaux69 October 27, 2007

silly willies

Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.

Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!

by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

williesquilly

A skater boy’s hottie insta that all the girls swoon for

“Have you seen that guys instagram?” “Yea I heard it’s a williesquilly”

by JammingDamming January 8, 2022

Chilli Willies

Chilli Willies are chilllies that naturally grow into the shape of willies from the infamous Chilli Willy Plant.

You can grow Chilli Willies from seed.

by Chilli-Willy.com June 28, 2009

Windies

How people from northern ireland say Windows.

I'll do your windies in wee lawd

That wee doll's a right windie licker

by clard November 2, 2005