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Wike Mest

Midlands slang for being very drunk! So drunk you can no longer stand up, see or talk clearly. Being this drunk often leads to a 2 day hangover.
Failed my exam today. Need to get wike mest tonight.
by Sidewinder June 17, 2016
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Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022
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Wike

A Betrayer who can never be trusted.
A person who is not straightforward
An enemy of his people
That governor is a Wike
by Eyeneck March 2, 2023
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wike

Badass sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is signed in LFG and have 10 LFG rings. He is also a LFG Hall Of Fame player. He is also everyone's favorite vice commissioner in AFG.
OMG look at wike hes so hot.
by wike. June 30, 2021
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wike

a beautiful platonic friendship from the netflix tv series stranger things.

includes michael wheeler & william byers.

they’re an amazing best friend duo (also an unrequited love)!
person 1: “isn’t byler so cute?”
person 2: “platonic wike better lol”
by requiteds September 15, 2022
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