Wibble

Covid deniers and conspiracy theorists who are a few cards short of a full deck

I was arguing online with this wibble

by Wibblewobblecovid January 2, 2021

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

wibbletated

Something that's distorted to the point of being non-functional.

About a fork that's all bent out of shape:
"This fork is wibbletated!"

by Tanath9 July 7, 2006

wibble

/verb/. - the state of becoming emotionally overwhelmed--often followed by a silence because the individual is unable to find the words to speak properly

Wendy wibbled, a chill running the length of her body, temporarily immobilizing her from doing anything, even speaking.

by Lysyrna August 7, 2004

Wibble Wobble

A phrase used to deliberately confuse, confound or befuddle a person with little or no grasp of the English language, who is employed in a job or position where the speaking and the comprehension of English is of paramount importance.

Its use is more effectively enhanced in a sentence, which utilizes other complicated or easily misunderstood words

Gas attendant: What now you want me?

Motorist: My good man, could you direct me, expeditiously if you please, to Wibble Wobble Ave?

-or-

Busboy: Can I help to you much?

Diner: Yes my dear fellow, we require forthwith, more bread rolls and a commodious pitcher of iced Wibble Wobble.

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

Year of the Wibble

2005 started off well for "the Wibbler" with a large amount of female contact during the first week of the year. Hence, this will be a fantastic year with the opposite sex for all those that wibble.

That Wibbler's sucked more titties than he's smoked biftas this year. If must be the Year of the Wibble.

by Secretive Jim January 19, 2005

wibblesome

1. A heavily context-dependent adjective used when mere English is inadequate, impractical or undesirable.

2. Characterized by either the possession of a high degree of wibble, the condition of being a wibble, or the action of wibbling.

3. Often used to describe things of an undesirable or dubious nature when words will not accomplish the twin goals of adequately describing the repugnance of the object in question and remaining conversationally polite.

1. "My, my, this is quite wibblesome indeed"

2. "Check out that wibblesome pothole"

3. "I don't know about that man, that's just...wibblesome."

by Joren September 21, 2005