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Wifebeater 

Proper Noun: Strong lager, esp. Stella Artois with a tendency to induce wife-beating in the drinker. If the drinker is unmarried, this takes the form of generally directed rage.
Do you fancy a wifebeater?

wifebeater 

A strong lager, Stella Artois. It takes the name both from the violent tendencies it brings about in those who consume it religiously and 'Streetcar Named Desire', where the abbreviated 'Stella' is the name of the female lead, victim to domestic violence.
"Ere are john yes please, mate, two wifebeaters."

"STELLA~!!!"
wifebeater by Ginger Dave December 27, 2007

wifebeater 

a wifebeater is more of a lifestyle than a shirt per se. usually it is white and ribbed in texture. frowned upon by some, it expresses what the french call "savoir vivre". given the anthropological approach of the shirt, it doesn't really matter what shape the user is in, as long as he believes that by wearing a wifebeater, he expresses that everyone in this world should enjoy life without harming others while looking damn sexy.
He's been wearing a wifebeater since he's one year old. Therefore, I trust him.

Everybody was wearing a button-down shirt, but he was wearing a wifebeater. Hence, he knows how to party.

Wifebeatering

verb - pronounced ~ wyf-beet-err-ing,

The act of wearing a wifebeater tanktop when you have another shirt but it is too hot to wear it.
Shannon took off her sweater and was wifebeatering around the office because she was hot.

Office Worker 1: Wifebeatering is not allowed in our office Shannon!

Shannon: Why not? I was hot and now that I have wifebeatered (past tense) I am cooler.
Wifebeatering by NE14A69noone November 13, 2011

wifebeater 

person 1: did you see that guy in the wifebeater?
person 2: yeah, he looks like a douchebag
wifebeater by clappsta March 4, 2009

Wifebeater (sex move) 

Having anal sex with a woman after she shat. Then sticking your penis into her eyes to make it look as though she has black eyes.
Charlemagne: Yo dawg i pulled the wifebeater (sex move) on my girl last night.

Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after