Widow’s Fire

The burning desire for sex following bereavement of a spouse or partner

I tried to concentrate on what he was saying, but my widow’s fire was burning, and all I could think about was shagging his brains out

by Horny widow December 9, 2019

Widow's fire

A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.

The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.

by Captain Richard Sharp December 9, 2019

Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

widow maker

A widow maker is an object that can kill men and therfore turn wives into widows.

The 'Widow Maker,' is a bong constructed by my friend Jonny and I by attaching a 3ft hoover pipe to increase chanber size for a bigger hit. This increased hit often left many good men paralised, or in some rare and tragic occasions, dead.

by Gabber May 27, 2006

widow fire

The desperate need for sex after bereavement.

I thought widow fire had calmed down but ...

by Hurtling-Turtle November 11, 2017

Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

widow main

A person with questionable beliefs on team composition.
The penalty for playing widow is that the screen says, "Defeat" at the end of each match.

"Dude, switch off Widow main please. You're not good."

by spookycynical June 6, 2017