Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

by losgadh April 23, 2011

Wishful 6

An annoying girl who thinks she is God's gift to men and acts like she is an 8 or 9, when in fact she is just a 6.

Look at that ho, prancing around like she's an 8 or 9... she's just a wishful 6 bro.

by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014

WihFi

Term used in tech communities to name WiFi technology that will be released in the future.

My current WiFi gets pretty low speeds, but I predict WihFi devices to be as fast as fiber connections in the next 10 years or so.

by JFielder June 22, 2018

WITHF

Acronym that stands for “What In The Holy Fuck”. This is of similar meaning to WTF, only reserved for the most epic of moments where a WTF isn’t enough.

In such moments the only explainable reaction is to exclaim and question the sanity of the universe with a holy fuck. As in What in the Holy Fuck or WITHF... because less words are better. (I bet you wish this definition had less words).

WITHF, how am I the first person to add this acronym to the Urban Dictionary.

by Diamondbull424 February 20, 2019

wahface

Also known as wahface productions

basically the best music group there is

They have soul. They have life. They have loyalty to who they are.

1:Girllll you hear this fly music?
2: yeahhhh who is this?
1: this is Wahface Productions dawg
2: Ohhhh they are HELLA good.

by hellaflygirl October 9, 2008

Wishfuk

A word accidentally created while talking to someone on msn. To mean you are wishing for something, but your mind is on something else

Is that just wishfuk thinking?

by robolobster February 11, 2009

Wishful blinking

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

by acpswims25 September 21, 2011