Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

Whompy

Adverb Distorted. strange. Out of the ordinary. Just plain fucked up.

Dude, Megan Fox's thumb is TOTALLY whompy. It looks like a penis with a toenail. Probably the only part of her body that ISN'T plastic.

by Jessica Browning February 11, 2010

Whempys

The greatest lan party place ever, straight outta columbus, ohio baby.

d00d we should pwn it up at whempys tomorrow

by Nick June 27, 2004

whimpy kiddy baby whiner

N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy

Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!

by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017

Wumpy

A brainless fucktard with less than a singular braincell

"I just disassembled 1500 adrenaline potions, are they useful?". Fucking Wumpy AF man

by RandomSam420 February 8, 2021

Anal whump

Anal whump, is when an anal candidate (giver) pulls his man pipe out of the recivers A-hole and draws it back slowly and then penetrates sharply back into the A-hole.usually this results in severe amount of pain for the reciver. there is a tactic that can be used by the reciver to prevent penetration and causing immense amounts of pain for the giver, this tactic is known as the anal refusal counter attack.

e.g gregoeru is slowly boneing jess when he pulls back and delivers an anal whump causing severe anal burns and anal splitage.

by scorge of mapps July 14, 2007

Whampy

Verb, Pronoun, Adjective: Anything masculine, strong, large, and/or believed to be part of the male way of life. Opposite of wimpy.

The 6' 5" 295 lbs. lineman that threw the car across the road is whampy.
The 5.7 liter V8 in this years Corvette sounds pretty whampy.

by Craig Coombs October 3, 2006