Whitebread

Those of the caucasian race who think they have rhythm, soul, game, basketball skills and large diznanks.
Diznank

That whitebread ain't no baller!

by 3inch June 2, 2003

Whitebread

bread that is covered in a white liquid

Hey wanna eat whitebread in bed

by JackyTEC June 20, 2021

whitebread

someone who is not white, for example a black person, who acts incredibly white or exhibits elements of white culture. Meaning "white breed" or more commonly known as white washed.

Lisa: "wow, your boyfriend's cute. he acts so ghetto though!"

Janet: "Exactly. He ACTS like that cuz he's so white. whitebread...HA! yea, we sure love each other! ;)"

by ibeonitallnightman November 25, 2007

Whitebread

Whitebread, a predominantly or all white community, usually live in rural areas but not always. Anyone who is ethnic (including African) in appearance even in the slightest way, people will stop what they are doing and stare. Racial slurs may be spoken as a part of day to day talk and people will treat anyone who is not white as an outsider.
The phenomena of Whitebread occurs as white people in these areas are only breeding with other white people, thus the term White-Bread.

I went to the beach today, it was so Whitebread. Everyone stopped and stared as if they had never seen a insert race here before.

by J-Jim September 8, 2019

Whitebread winner

The sole provider for a middle-of-the-road, clean-cut, middle-class family.

"Carl is totally the whitebread winner for his sorry suburbanite family."

by Choppermech December 31, 2018

Whorebrains

One who continually whores around despite being caught in flagrante on multiple occassions. Having no social graces or aversion to horribly awkward situations created by one's own whore-e-ness continues to interject when clearly unwelcome.

"Jesus, I came down stairs this morning and there she was, again, drinking all our coffee and eating all the food in the house. Why does he keep bringing whorebrains back here?"

"He said YOU were giving him a ride to work! I bet fucking whorebrains picked him up."

by GuyLeDouche1 February 4, 2010

Whorebadge

A brand logo placed conspicuously by a lifestyle brand on their products, e.g. TNF or Patagonia, or by the consumer, e.g. Yeti cooler sticker on a Bro Dozer, to prominently display the deep emotional connection between the lifestyle brand and the consumer. These consumers often pay a premium to display a whorebadge on their body or property to identify their connection with a particular social class. A wearer of a Patagonia whorebadge likely previously proudly displayed a TNF whorebadge. While the Patagonia and TNF whorebadge wearers are still of the same tribe, the Patagonia wearer is in a higher caste and will feel pity for the TNF wearer until TNF whorebadges are discarded and replaced with Patagonia whorebadges. Both of the above feel disdain or disgust for any human who chooses to display a Columbia Sportswear whorebadge.

Hey bro, your trucker’s cap with trout shaped Patagonia logo has to be the 27th one I’ve seen today. I’m so glad that Poler is my new whorebadge.

by hightideoxide June 6, 2018