can of whoop ass

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

by Misterdoe February 8, 2005

case of whoop ass

When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.

1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!

2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!

Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!

by Cosmic Prune November 1, 2010

can of whoop ass

What every mercenary in Far Cry shouts when he can't shoot at you.

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on u!!

by bobsters April 7, 2004

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 21, 2022

Can of Whoop Ass

the term has been popularised, among other things, by one of the mightiest and most well-known gaming clans that participate in the famous FPS on-lnine game Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

As everyone in the Far Cry community knows, "For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

by tafdingo July 28, 2008

can of whoop ass

the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

"For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

by dingogal May 30, 2006