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Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 2, 2019
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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!
MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!
by meow moo October 21, 2019
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wonkey

indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.
"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"
by whitey138 January 17, 2005
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wonkey

wonkey is a word play on the words 'wonky' and 'one key'.
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!
"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"
by willy wonkey February 24, 2008
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wonkey

A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.
You are such a wonkey.
by moosy October 30, 2006
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wonkey

dude that wonkey eats glue!
by jeche January 6, 2008
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wonkey

An African American, or somebody with dark skin. Usually these people are shady characters and are NOT friendly! Be sure to stay far, far away from wonkies, they almost always carry a gun or a sharp object. These people also use A LOT of swear words, and enjoy screaming them.Wonkies always come in small packs of 3 to 6, made up of all boys except for one girl.
Emo Girl One: "Ahhh! Make those wonkies stop talking to me!!"
Emo Boy: "Sorry hun...you know thay won't stop..."
Emo Girl Two: " What the fuck?!?!? The wonkey is having sex with that one wonkey girl....ewww!!
Emo Girl One: "Lets leave...now!"
Emo Boy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a gun... and a knife!
by Madney July 1, 2008
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