White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

white christmas

When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.

Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.

by David Wilkins January 12, 2008

White Christmas

When a man gives a woman a facial in the winter time, or in a cold weather situation.

Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

white Christmas

When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas

Cody-dude merry Christmas!

Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.

Cody-...me too

by wizkidd October 30, 2011

White Christmas

When you jizz on your partners face, while wearing a Santa hat.

Man, I totally gave my woman a White Christmas last night.

by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008

White Christmas

Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.

Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.

-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.

-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.

-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.

-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.

by handon December 24, 2009

white christmas

When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.

I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004