Whoren Skanky

1. One who acts like a whore and a skank.
2. A nickname for someone who sleeps around alot

1. Dude, she was a total Whoren Skanky!
2. I slept with this awesome girl last night and I found out that the reason she was so good was because she was a Whoren Skanky.

by fhorn42 [ Licensed by DaniT ] March 19, 2009

Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

by Bigwhale January 15, 2010

Whorenivore

Guys who are always after and with slutty girls; have an appetite for girls who are easy.

Why does Jason always go for the "easy" girls?

'Cause he's a whorenivore.

by chexican45 February 20, 2010

Whorenet

1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.

2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.

3. A hornet who is a whore.

1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?

2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.

3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Wheren

Contraction of "where" and "when", for people too lazy, or possibly too busy, to type out both, and a conjunction.

Wheren we gonna meet? Wheren is the bar crawl starting?

by UrbanVegan March 31, 2015

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

whorenado

A woman who crashes into a man's life and totally decimates every area of it by sleeping with everyone but him, chasing off all family & friends, spending every nickel he makes, eventually leaving him in ruins, poor, and probably suicidal.

That whorenado got pregnant on purpose to marry him, then slept with his boss, cleaned out his bank account and left him owing child support.

by jucati May 2, 2006