Whacky Sack

physical disconfort in the scrotum due to excessive masterbation. Most commonly induced by the testicles slamming against the inside of the thighs/groin area for an elongated period of time.

Jeremy: The Pat's chance at a playoff run is ruined!

Isaiah: Why? What happened?

Jeremy: Brady is out 7-9 weeks with whacky sack!

Isaiah: I guess Giselle just isn't doing it for him anymore .

by Scoopdevious December 02, 2016

Whacky Sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Asian Lover January 29, 2006

whacky topaki

A whacky Pakistani fellow.

Man, that is one whacky topaki!

Nigga, plz, that is a whacky topaki!

by MnK June 03, 2007

splacky whacky

Originating from the term "Splackaveli," splacky whacky means a frontin' ass thug.

Look at that splacky whacky tryin' to holla at us.

by Leslie March 29, 2005

those whacky asians

Genre of movies (usually porn) created by asians. Movies that make no sense and are usually twisted, gross, or both. For some reason they usually include shit or other bodily excresions.

"Hey man check out this clip I found online. Shes shitting right on her head" said Fred. Richard shook his head and said "Man, those whacky asians"

by Bangoskank January 20, 2010

whacky tobacky

Slang used by jr. high kids to describe cigarettes. Can also be a variant of whacky tobaccy.

He was smoking some whacky tobacky behind the building.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

whackie

a black person who acts really white for no apparent reason,mostly wealthy

white guy (Caucasian)+blackie (black guy)=whackie

broagrinda:see that whackie over there? he's so annoying.

Joe: no,I don't see the whackie. now I see the whackie. look at that whackie.

by The Creator Of The Universe January 02, 2025