whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

Whack on, Whack off

The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi

Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off

by Mr. Frogman September 28, 2019

Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

by nevarine July 5, 2011

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

Off Whack

off whack is a term used to describe something or someone that is weird or crazy

“this movie is so off whack”

“we are so off whack today”

by sigma leader December 19, 2024