wetty

Wetsuit; used for surfing in cold water

Local: Dude aren't you cold?
Surfer: Naww i have my Wetty on so its fine

by Ajaxs April 29, 2007

Wettied

South Africa slang for getting drunk... Intensive form is para-wettied. Can also be spelt wettyed (para-wettyed). An alcholic drink is described as a Wetty, and it can also be used to describe the act of drinking.

"I'm getting parawettied tonight!"
"Lets go get a wetty?"
"Have you got a wetty?"
"Did you get wettied?"
"Dylan was parawettied last night!"

by sadunpererarules January 30, 2010

Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

by Usain Lloyd September 17, 2014

wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

by Skster October 25, 2009

wetty

when something is utterly excellent

Man, this spliff is wetty!

by chungusfuckhead October 30, 2018

wettie

decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.

'omg, you're such a wettie'

by Babe123 February 20, 2009

wettie

Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.

Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.

by BL Johnson July 11, 2006