wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

Wet wipe

Josh

Stop singing you wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

Wet wipe o'clock

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.

No dont get off now its wet wipe o'clock. Stay on longer.

by Badboi89 August 17, 2025