Your mum in a wetsuit 

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

Your mum in a wetsuit by Jrbob1 December 9, 2016

wetsuit wedgie 

when you have someone else yank your suit up really high around your waist so that you don't have a horrible vise-like compression on your chest and shoulders while you swim. otherwise referred to as "bad crotch"

Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand with a wetsuit wedgie?

wetsuit wedgie by tribabe94123 September 4, 2009

Wetsuit Junk 

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.

Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.

Wetsuit Junk by skatinheckya October 13, 2009

Wetsuit 

a wetsuit is slang for a condom. If you have ate a pussy/vagina before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn't eat one by force.

a pussy so wet, i need a wetsuit

Wetsuit by Hslinger August 1, 2011

missouri wetsuit 

jeans and t-shirt swimwear combo worn by midwestern tourists at the beach.

Look at those stupid midwestern tourists in their Missouri Wetsuits. Wonder if they are staying warm

missouri wetsuit by Squats Mohammed April 7, 2011

Wetsuit Wednesday 

On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.

“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”

Wetsuit Wednesday by wetsuitwomenforlyf April 17, 2022

wetsuit 

To stick your hands all the way through an opening of an object, and to invert said object in the process of removing your hands.

Jimmy wouldn't shut up, so I stuck my hands all the way down his throat, unhitched his colon and wetsuited him.

wetsuit by Zack Banana November 19, 2007