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Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

Hungarian wet willie 

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.
Hungarian wet willie by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

invisible wet willie 

When one spits in another's ear
Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!
invisible wet willie by Harthroth November 8, 2019

Medical Wet Willie 

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.
Medical Wet Willie by MelvinH September 30, 2017

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

southern wet willie 

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.