Wendy Weng 

They Identify as a dog and go to furry conventions every chance they get. Has a crush on every guy in Jame's friend group

Have you seen Wendy Weng I heard she had a threesome with Eryk and James

Wendy Weng by Jamestxoxo July 9, 2021

saltin yuh weng 

Not having sex and consantly masterbating.

When would you get a date Darien?.Would you be constantly saltin yuh weng for your entire life?

saltin yuh weng by THE RANDOM DUDE1 April 29, 2019

weng 

leicestershire slang for wench .........

"that woman is ugly, she is a weng"

"she is a proper weng mate, she has to have the crusts cut from her bread coz she aint got the teeth to chew it"

"she has fucked everybody down the pub....... weng!"

weng by yadaddytdon April 20, 2010

weng yew 

Defines a person who is always late. Just bumming around through life most of the time.

Although he is so weng yew but he still has so many going for him.

weng yew by blurscrib August 21, 2009

weng 

proper shit

'facebook chat's proper weng lately'

weng by jerry od September 16, 2009

weng 

another word 4 cock

fuk off, ur a proper weng head

weng by miller January 2, 2004

Kok Weng Seah 

The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.

Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."

Kok Weng Seah by ACTethx December 15, 2020