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wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
by Pratttan May 6, 2016
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wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
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The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.
I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.
by gabuckeye April 24, 2014
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Wishing Well

The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.
After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.
by jeffjef81 September 4, 2013
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Wishing Well

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex and the man pulls out, flips a coin in the gaping hole and makes a wish.
You are banging your girlfriend in the ass, pull out, notice the gaping hole, grab a quarter, aim, flip it in and wish her tits were 2 cups bigger.
by Charles Murphy June 25, 2004
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WeiShi

To love studying, but is also totally chill (like a turtle) and awesome.
OMG! that is so weishi.
by alexandersongisagod March 27, 2011
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Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.
by Big booty G November 10, 2020
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