Weightroom Poser

1. Some one who spends 5 to 10 times the amount on their gym attire than they do on their membership.

2. A person who spends 2 to 3 times more talking to people than they do moving weights.

3. Some one who huffs and puffs, grunts and groans while moving bitch weight.

4. A person who intentionally drops or slams dumbells on the floor that weigh less that 50 lbs in order to appear that they are lifting alot of weight.

5. Some one who has no idea what they are doing in the weightroom, and get offended when a seasoned veteran gives them a good piece of advice in order to save them from getting hurt.

6. A skinny guy that cuts the sleeves and the sides off their t-shirt so they can impress the ladies, when in actuallity they look like a 150 lbs of shewed up shit.

(Weightroom Poser) walks into gym wearing an outfit that costs at least $200, spandex pants, shorts, moisture wicking t-shirt, and accessories, generally a high end brand like underarmor, nike, or reebok...this does not include the price of shoes.

(Weightroom Poser) does bench press with 40 lb dumbells, grunts, and after a few reps drops dumbells on floor.

(Meathead) Dude, dropping weights is usually reserved for dumbells that weigh closer to 100 lbs than 20 lbs.

(Poser) Huh?

by CommoDick December 21, 2010

Weighelena

A girl with no personality and an ungodly desire to lose weight despite already being cute. Claims to have no friends but is always unavailable. Fave food - Cheese pizza.

That girl is such a Weighelena

by Therealchonk August 26, 2021

football weightroom

in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.

"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."

by Judge of All January 26, 2014

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Weither

When your cankles get in the way of your ability to use correct grammar.

My Weithers tried to make me claim workmascomp

by Yourmom7875 August 8, 2016

Weighed Anchor In Poo Bay

To Weigh Anchor in Poo Bay is another term to describe the plundering of an anus (male and or female) by some one who thinks they are a modern day Black Beard.
This works best, whilst wearing a pirate hat, or for the more extreme/adventurous "Weighing Anchor in Poo Bay" whilst having a parakeet on ones shoulder, which can end up in a very sticky situation...

Mac: I totally "Weighed Anchor in Poo Bay" last night! She loved it!

Ross: Sick! Did you try it with Becky's Parrot on your shoulder!?

Mac: Hells yea! she got abit pissed about the parrot shitting on her back though...

by ZOMGBBQ November 18, 2010

Weighed In

To become intoxicated via heavy amounts of alcohol.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, I got paid, I'm gonna get weighed in.

by Barry Malice-Son December 9, 2016