Weeze

A poop with such explosive stench and fragrance that it leaves everyone in its path with asthma. Hence the "Weeze".

Dude, I got to get out of the office to take this Weeze or everyone of my co-workers will left like Jerome Bettis trying to overcome asthma.

by Herr Poopy Pants March 05, 2009

Weezed

Just smoked a dutch/bowl/bong etc.

we just weezed
wut u doing...i just weezed you
im tryna weeze

by Plips/htown June 07, 2010

Weezing

The act of having intercourse with a women after hotboxing the room.

Me and Megan you got done weezing in the master bedroom

by Jonathon lvl 1 Sex god March 20, 2012

weez

A noun describing a person who has just done or has a tendency to do something underhanded. (From the root word "weasel")

"That weez just hopped the line!"
"I sliced that cheese for myself but you ate it, you cheese-weez"

by JasonSlade November 01, 2006

weez

Short for weasel. The male member, aka penis. By extension (so to speak), it can also apply to someone who is being a dick.

I've got to go drain the weez.
That weez just cut me off - douche bag!

by twilyth November 05, 2008

weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

by jon April 05, 2004

Weeze

the smell of weed and febreze mixed together.

Guy1: Hey! Your mom is walking down the hall way! Spray some Febreze!

Guy2: Sprayyyys

Mom: Why does it always smell like weeze in here!?!?!?!

by TheBitch13 February 21, 2011