Werther's Original

A weird sex move from 50's

"I'd just ask your grandmother Kathy for a Werther's Original and then I'd hit the bricks."

by iluvclacker November 9, 2016

A Werther's Original

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit

Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.

by RisenJesus August 16, 2017

red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate

guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

weather stripping

what you do when it's really really hot and sticky outside.

girl: it is SO hot out here.
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...

by bob jones the great August 31, 2007

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024