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MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski
Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls
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Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy
by 30 rats in a trench coat June 9, 2021
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Mike Wazowski Effect

The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.
Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.
by The Johnnyman March 1, 2021
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Mikey Wazowski

A ass munch to say the least, Usually refered to "Green cyclope thinger," From Monsters Inc. Like to masterbate in a papaya. Whom's crew may consist of:
A spunky Asian.
A Mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
A Cat.
A green-loving, whore, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.
"Never judge a whale by its blubber,"


"Wow, that was like...Totally Mikey Wazowski, right there, man"
by PomPomHottiePoof March 21, 2009
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Big Shraq Wazowski

When you combine Shrek, Big Shaq, and Mike Wazowski.
"Hey dude, did you see that meme? Y'know, Big Shraq Wazowski?"
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Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
by swagboyp October 20, 2021
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high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite
by poosock September 10, 2019
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