Warthogism

The theory that the warthogs are the ones who are really running things.

I think warthogism is crazy!

by keyscul January 28, 2013

warthog

A warthog is an ugly girl or guy. Looks are not handed out fairly for sure, but you'll know a warthog when you see one in the wild.

Hey man are you going to go hit on her? No way man she's a warthog!

by Nood11 October 22, 2020

warthog

Seriously ugly girl. Usually rather porky. May rely on drunken men in order to get porked.

"Oops, I pulled another warthog last night. I'm never drinking again..."

by lesterama May 16, 2008

Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed

"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"

by celticmom July 8, 2006

Warthog Effect

Any instance involving a group of females in which an 'ugly' female is kept around not for her personality, but in order to make the rest of the group seem prettier by comparison to any male interested or showing interest in the group.

Does not apply to male groups.

OMG dude, major warthog effect happening in Stacey's group with the new chick

by vish1206 January 26, 2011

warthogsweaty3653

a reddit user known for shutting up children on r/gorillatag and is a frequent commenter

"what's that one guy who tells kids to shut up?"
warthogsweaty3653.

by bazinga_juice April 20, 2022

Mung Warthog

A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.

Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!

Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!

Timon: Nice, very nice.

by TheGodbler March 18, 2011