Aaron Warner

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.

by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019

wee-woo wagon

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Simon: Ow my leg hurts
wee-woo wagon: wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo

by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019

warner chilcotting

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

War on Christmas

1. A memetic media virus propogated by FAUX News, the 24 hour infotainment network A completely ridiculous red herring spawned in the winter of 2005, the War on Christmas refers to the alleged schemings of liberal secularist grinches to threaten the religious freedoms of Christians, that horribly opressed minority (all 80% of them).
Cited examples of this so-called opression include opposition to displays of a distinctly religious nature erected on taxpayer-funded public spaces, and the policies of many businesses to wish their patrons 'Happy Holidays'. This was somehow construed by some disgruntled conservatives as an all-out declaration of war on Christmas.

2. The War on Christmas also alludes to the title of an entire book written by FOX anchorman John Gibson, an obvious marketing tie-in to the product they are constantly selling: divisive hype.

3. The ongoing struggle against insurgent elves. Even though Old Saint Nick allowed UN inspectors to visit his compound in the North Pole where no WMD were found, the Bush administration insisted on a preemptive-strike on Santa's Workshop.

Target Employee: Happy Holidays!
Disgruntled Conservative: What did you say?!? Do I look like some kind of jew? This is just another sick example of the tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, CNN-watching, Clinton-blowing secular humanist War on Christmas!!

by Dovetchka December 24, 2005

aaron warner

aaron warner is the only real man ever to exist, every other man is a fraud

omg have u heard of aaron warner
no whos that
the only man to ever exist

by wqrnettes August 18, 2021

war on drugs

see bullshit

The war on drugs is a terrible excuse of an effort that promotes racism and incarceration of minority groups.

by Dubiks November 28, 2018

War on Drugs

"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others."
-Harry Anslinger, America's first drug czar, in 1937

The War on Drugs: It's all about race!

by nightbabies April 8, 2009