wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

wanky

means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless

this topic is so wanky

by lovechild56 April 7, 2010

Wankies

Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.

"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."

by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006

Wanky

When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.

"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."

"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."

by mailboxfish October 4, 2011

Wanki

A Person Who Is Gay,Homosexual,
Also, Someone who is a master at Wanking

Look At this guy, he is Wanki

by holysmoke July 10, 2005

wanky

kai has a wanky knee

kai has a wanky knee and i’m gonna boot it ❤️

by i love kai February 8, 2022

#Wankie

Using a Smartphone or Table to film or take pic's wile masturbating over porn on a Smartwatch.

Hi babe, be home to sex you soon. What... you dirty... ok i'll send you something soon, but 1st let me take a Wankie. #Wankie

by DJ Stu Jones November 8, 2014