wangdoodle

a dissapointingly small penis

That dj is really hot, but trust me- he's totally got a wangdoodle!!!

by Dee A. December 12, 2008

whangdoodled

being publicly humiliated in front of everyone in the room.

guy1:*gets up and walks away*
guy2:*puts whangdoodle book on guy1's desk*
guy1:*walks back, sits down, sees book*
guy2:YOU'VE BEEN WHANGDOODLED!!

by noah_the_ninja February 15, 2009

wangdoodle

i have of late but wherefor I know not, lost all my mirth

forgone all custom of exercise, and indeed it goes so badly with by disposition

by bob May 2, 2003

wangdoodle

lawrence connor

Before the porno shoot.. the actor called for the wangdoodle to prepare him

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

wangdoole

The cum left dripping out of your penis after sexual acts.

Dude, I was with Tyler the other night, and he wangdooled a lot after he came!

Wangdoole is so annoying, it makes my pants sticky throughout the day.

by John S. Ucker January 16, 2025

whangdoodle

So highly Exaggerated a pet name for your male member that it is practically imaginary.

Also; A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical, famously featured in Julie Andrews' children's book, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, where it's a wise, magical being whose existence depends on belief, but also appears in regional folklore as a hairy beast or simply as "stuff and nonsense" in slang.

A whangdoodle is a whimsical, undefined imaginary creature, often a humorous placeholder for something fantastical or nonsensical

by Modern Women January 3, 2026