Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

Wander bra

A white girl that wears a push up bra so big to make others question just when she grew from nipples. She begs for others attention

Why has Sophie kitching always gotta wear a damn wander bra we all know she got nipples under there she ain't fooling nobody

by TheLordghetto July 6, 2014

wander barefoot

Travel; wanderlust; untamed travel; gypsy; nature

Itching for a new adventure, time again to wander barefoot.

by Trvl December 21, 2016

Wander

A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.

Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?

by junior_c September 8, 2020

Wander

another word for wonder, just more fun to say tbh

claire: *walks in random places*
Emily: Stop wandering around!!

by the best person ever :) May 11, 2022

Wander Franco

A former shortstop on the Tamba Bay Rays who is a pedo and should be in jail

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Wander Franco?
Person 2: Yeah I did, wasn't she 14?

by ubneiunmiemein December 26, 2023

Group Wander

When we go for a hike for Insight Outside, and it's encouraged to not copy other's paths but then yelled at for getting too far apart

Big Money: "Ballright guys it's gonna be a Group Wander"
Us: "Can we at least go to sheetz after?"
Big Munee: "Wait- are you group a or b?"
Us: "Group a"
Big Munni: "Babsolutely not"

by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025