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guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008
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A term used by young people who want or desire something that they are as yet unable to possess.
'I saw a fat gold chain in the Argos catalogue, but I couldn't afford it, bare wantage tho blud'
Wantage by Burtons March 2, 2010
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Word I made up it means you a real G.pronounced waydagee like way to gee
That boy came out swagging that’s the wadagee.

He pulling all dem girls that’s da wadagee
Wadagee by Datgirl_…. January 27, 2022
It means that’s some real talk/stuff.it means you a real G/pimp.pronounced as waydagee as in way to G
That guy be pulling all dem girls that’s sum wadagee shi.
Wadagee by Datgirl_…. January 27, 2022

Waggity wanage 

The more elevated version of "Wagwan", this is what the bourgeoisie say instead of "Wagwan". The ultimate chavs of the united kingdom, have perfected this word , which is "Waggity Wanage". This word as a whole means "Hello".
May: Waggity wanage, init fam.
George: You are a fucking delinquent.
Waggity wanage by Hacker Man November 9, 2018

Kentucky Windage 

A guess or SWAG at a subject. A fudge factor.

From the term for roughly aiming a rifle while allowing for any crosswind.
So, we'll need 100 units, with a fudge factor of 10% and a little Kentucky Windage let's make that 150 units.
Kentucky Windage by superguy2 November 15, 2010

a wantage girl

a rebound you find ,possibly days, after breaking up with your serious, long term girlfriend. all these girls are ugly begs so they’ll take any dick they can get. you will almost never see them as they are frigid fucks and live way too far away. but it’s just someone to snapchat and talk to, as the boys that get these girls are desperate, lonely and insecure and mainly are just making a weak attempt to piss off their ex.
ew! don’t tell me he’s got with a wantage girl!”

“a wantage girl is the scum of the earth.”
a wantage girl by ok booomer November 8, 2019