Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.

Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*

by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024

Walz

To claim to have done something one has not as a means of self-promotion and personal benefit, while also failing to recognize the likelihood of being caught doing so.

Bob: "yeah man, I took a dump on the floor and my mom said I had to clean it up before I could go out."

Joe: Man, you know she gonna see that turd! Why you gonna Walz on that? You busted, bro!"

by ERGuitar August 11, 2024

Tim Walz

A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America

by iotbw August 7, 2024

Tim Walz

A Vice Presidential candidate who does not have sex with couches or call his running mate Adolph Hitler, AKA a good pick

Person A: ”wow did you know Tim Walz doesn’t have sex either couches?”

Person B: “No, that’s actually really refreshing from VP picks nowadays

by TangoDango August 10, 2024

Tim Walz

The acceptance of pedophilia because of one’s personal horse fetish.

Neighbor 1: Simon is weird because he invites trick or treaters into his house

Neighbor 2: I heard it’s because Simon’s dad use to Tim Walz that horse farmer Wayne used to have.

by Stolen Valor 1 August 10, 2024