Chloe Wallen

5’8” girl who used to be emo and still kinda is. She has medium brown dyed hair her natural color being dirty blonde, with hazel eyes. Her favorite food is tacos, her heartrate used to try to kill her but now it doesn’t. Walking Linkin Park encyclopedia, and she got a boyfriend Sabastian Parkison

Someone : Chloe Wallen got the Yee yee ass haircut
Chloe Wallen : Yeah I do

by Xx_Vista08_why November 12, 2022

Whorgan Wallen

A cuntry singer who cumpeted in the Voice and used the N-word on camera, who despite that, remains poopular to this day.

Whorgan Wallen: One Thing at a Time.

by GregNelson29 September 24, 2023

morgan wallen

1. the hottest man alive
2. the guy that got arrested for throwing a chair off of a bar in nashville
3. the guy that won’t stop shaving his beautiful hair off

every wallenteer on pinterest: i love morgan wallen!!
some bandwagon: taylor swift is better

by morgan wallens wife 😋😋 December 9, 2024

Morgan Wallen

A euphemism for getting railed while playing an organ during Sunday service.

You hear that?

Hear what?

I think the organ player is getting a Morgan Wallen.

Good for him, he's been single a while.

by Thisishilariousididntknowyouco August 21, 2025

phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wellend

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Wallet rape

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

by Shezzar January 8, 2014