A bland and monotonous television series about survival in a zombie apocalypse. While originally based on a well conceived and poignant graphic novel series, the show features scene ruining child actors, particularly Chandler Riggs as 'Carl", and is followed by a pointless, self aggrandizing talk show 'Talking Dead' featuring b-list celebrities.
The Walking Dead
Rick Grimes: "Carl I need you to stay here; it's my job as your father."
Carl Grimes: "NO DAD, I CAN HELP!"
Rick Grimes: "No."
Carl Grimes: (pouty face)
Rick Grimes: "Carl I need you to stay here; it's my job as your father."
Carl Grimes: "NO DAD, I CAN HELP!"
Rick Grimes: "No."
Carl Grimes: (pouty face)
by Pitt Revue November 15, 2013
some stupid and lame television show that western society has somehow been obsessed with and caught up in. People do not realize that the show featuring the zombies, are them. (in other words, YOU the television watcher, are the zombie ... and the people who produce the show are mocking you and whoever watches this crap show. it's mockery of you and society. sad that most people waste their minds on this junk and do not realize this.) that's the whole plot, what I just wrote. That's it. That is The Walking Dead.
The Walking Dead is for zombies with no imagination who want to look to Hollywood and anything famous, for any sort of imagination or escape.
True Detective is far more interesting.
True Detective is far more interesting.
by Fuck Seattle go raise Cattle February 7, 2017
When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.
Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!
by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019
A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”
Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.
Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.
Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018
The Walking Dead: The Game is a post apocalyptic video game, released in 2012, and developed by TellTale games, about a 37 year old history teacher, convicted of murdering a state senator (Lee) finding an orphaned girl (Clementine, age 8) two days after a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
Over the next few days, they meet a Floridian redneck man named Kenny, his Belgian wife, Katjaa, and their dim witted son, Duck, who is older than Clem by two years. The group travels to Macon, Georgia and meets a group of survivors in Lee's parents' old drugstore, Lilly, a young woman in the military, Larry, Lilly's father, Carley, a reporter with a gun, Doug, an IT technician, and the TV/Comic series favorite, Glenn.
Over the next few months, and Doug/Carley (depending on your choices, but I usually save Carley)'s death, they meet a survivor named Mark, a cannibal family (who, spoiler alert, kill Mark and eat his legs), a high school teacher, David, and his two students, Ben and Travis, a hobo named Chuck who owns a freight train, a young couple, Omid, a Persian man who loves Civil War stuff, and his hot headed girlfriend, Christa, who also happens to be pregnant.
(Omid, Christa, and Clementine are the only ones, besides Kenny expected to make an appearance. Clem will be the playable protagonist for S2.)
Over the next few days, they meet a Floridian redneck man named Kenny, his Belgian wife, Katjaa, and their dim witted son, Duck, who is older than Clem by two years. The group travels to Macon, Georgia and meets a group of survivors in Lee's parents' old drugstore, Lilly, a young woman in the military, Larry, Lilly's father, Carley, a reporter with a gun, Doug, an IT technician, and the TV/Comic series favorite, Glenn.
Over the next few months, and Doug/Carley (depending on your choices, but I usually save Carley)'s death, they meet a survivor named Mark, a cannibal family (who, spoiler alert, kill Mark and eat his legs), a high school teacher, David, and his two students, Ben and Travis, a hobo named Chuck who owns a freight train, a young couple, Omid, a Persian man who loves Civil War stuff, and his hot headed girlfriend, Christa, who also happens to be pregnant.
(Omid, Christa, and Clementine are the only ones, besides Kenny expected to make an appearance. Clem will be the playable protagonist for S2.)
by TeamChristaAndOmid November 3, 2013
Jimmy: Hey you tryna The Walking Dead: The Game?
Bobby: Naw bro I cried like hell I'm a little bitch RIP Lee
Bobby: Naw bro I cried like hell I'm a little bitch RIP Lee
by DrizzyXL September 23, 2020
The walking dead is a zombie show with the names ,rick(the leader),machoone(the zombie slaying queen),carl(the youngster/kid of rick),darel(the one who eats everything and has a kind heart for beth who is dead from dawn and carol which lost her daughter to walkers),aberham (lost his family cause he killed these men in a groshrey store and ellan his wife left with the kids and died from walkers aberham saw his wife and kids torn up and helped eugean from walkers and he says he is a scientest and said he knows the cure but he finalley says he is a frod... ,glenn(glenn saved rick from the city and know has a wife named maggie which had a father and sister beth which we knew who got killed bye and had a father but got slayed bye michoones sord from the govener hehejejejeh
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Guy 2. No,why?
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Guy 2. No,why?
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by Shyla with her sister makala July 27, 2017