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the wagner

1.completey erectifying ones damnation towards hell due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.Oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the anal rectum of;
a.your employer's and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. Usually a person whom as 'so to speak' has "made it to the top" due to past ramifactions regarding anal probing
"Hey Dad, why did Timmy's Dad get so rich?--Well son, Timmy's Dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!"
by Jippy July 21, 2004
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Wagner

A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.
Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?

Me: What?

Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!

Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!
by Mattyofthe925 February 10, 2009
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Wagner

Being so mentally and physically retarted that one drools in one's own drool.

Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.

Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.
Wagner is such a Wagner i want to punch him in the WAGNER!!!
by Wags Wagner April 21, 2006
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Wagner

When someone is fucking a black girl, and spray paints her face white with a thick one!
Black female white guy jizz face facial cum paint Wagner
by gnfnr77 October 5, 2009
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Wagner

When you barf in the middle of an opera, preferably all over your date. The more steampunk the opera, the more of a probability that wagnering will happen. The wagnerer typically climbs over other opera patrons, covered in his or her own vomit, attempting to reach the bathroom to wagner some more.
Girlfriend: OMG go to the bathroom the opera is happening
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
by Dickhard Wagner August 7, 2012
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Wagner

another name for someone who is a total jerk.
isabel you're such a wagner
by asdfghtrewq March 6, 2010
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Wagner

This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.
Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.
by Skysolo June 24, 2009
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