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vongo

noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users

Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.
1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.
by marie milfort June 26, 2007
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Ali Vongsathian

Ali Vongsathian (born October 6, 1992) is an American businessman, entrepreneur and former professional esports competitor. He is the founder and CEO of the active-wear apparel brand Lift Squad Apparel. He is the chairman of a privately-held non-profit organization based in San Diego, California.

Vongsathian began his non-profit organization as a hobby in 2007 during his freshmen year in high school at the age of 15. He was hosting competitive tournaments and charity events online as a hobby. He received an approximate annual revenue of 50,000 a year alone from PayPal subscriptions and donations from his online gaming services. He eventually filed for a non-profit gaming community at the age of 21 and dropped out of college to pursue his business ventures. He was also a former competitive esports athlete who played professionally in CS: GO and League of Legends in 2012.

He is also known for excessive trolling on popular stream channels on Twitch in Fortnite and PUGB.
Ali Vongsathian is an American-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.
Ali Vongsathian is an american-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.
by SMI Group October 24, 2018
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sortened to "vungaa"
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ray:"OMG, she looks like she could be a voong"

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You did so well on your finals! Vongesta!
by H&Aphilber December 18, 2011
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vrong

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Guy, I'm feeling really vrong today
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