pit of voles

Another name for FF.N (fanfiction.net) at its worst. Especially when finding nothing but Mary Sues.

Bah, my slash fic got flamed again at the Pit of Voles.

by Kessica September 17, 2005

Voldemort's Nipple

A wizard swear or expletive used in the Potter Puppet Pals.

Snape: I'll see you in detention later Mr. Potter.

Harry Potter: Oh Voldemort's Nipple.

by 1,2, blanket. March 12, 2009

Volumptious

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy

My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.

by George the Fish August 9, 2016

volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009

vollmerized

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.

Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.

by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007

volumize

1) To up the volume.
2) To increase the sound.
3) To louden.

A song comes on the radio that you want to hear.
"Ooh, I LOVE this song! Volumize it!"

by Diva~D~light July 7, 2008

Valemercialism

Valemercialism (val ah mersh ah liz um) is defined as the act of convincing someone to purchase pointless valentines inspired gifts for ones own personal profit

Benjamin made a mint selling that bitch fake flowers for "Valemercialism".

by Samael The First March 2, 2011