This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021
Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend He is also very talented, and these talents may include pingponh, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar.
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
by vox200089 May 26, 2019
Person who has 20+ years and throws tantrums over smallest things. You locked him by accident in apartment? No worries vladimir WILL make sure you never forget how horrible person you are. You are basically a child/teen? He will for sure make fun of everything you do right or wrong even if you're insecure. He's most certanly fluent in sarcasam too.
"You just want to get rid of me"
"You're selfish child"
"Oh your leg hurts? No worries we'll walk twice as fast as normal"
"You're being vladimir again..."
"You're selfish child"
"Oh your leg hurts? No worries we'll walk twice as fast as normal"
"You're being vladimir again..."
by lilmeowmeows August 22, 2019
Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.
by David yo boy December 27, 2016
by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013
The term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Originates from the Russian word "vlad" meaning "to fuck", and "mir", meaning "animal".
Oh man, i am such a badass! I just vladimired that horse over there!
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
I was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
by skilletbiscuit22 May 21, 2009