releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

vintagexpast

A vintage instgrammer who posts threads about history and photos of sexy Old Hollywood Stars. Is obsessed with Marlon Brando, and would love for him to clap her cheeks. Spills scalding hot tea about scandals from the 20th century and before.

“There goes Marlon Brando on vintagexpast again...”

“Who knee President JFK was a daddy...”
“Paul Newman’s eyes literally are a gift from above.”

by vintagexpast September 24, 2019

Windows Vista

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.

Hasta la Vista, baby!

by Op2 August 29, 2005

isla vista derelict

Annoying, nomadic non-student denizens of Isla Vista (IV), near the U.C. Santa Barbara campus; in the late 1970s, held court in IV's famed Dog Shit Park (DSP).

"...that brazen Isla Vista Derelict (IVD) just asked if I wanted to buy nose candy..."

by lettersnsciencegrad September 30, 2006

vikstar123

the most underrated sideman because he is so funny

who’s ur favourite sidemen?
mines defo vikstar123

by gingersket February 21, 2020

isla vista

an almost too-good-to-be-true college student playground nestled in fabulous santa barbara where the apartments are absolute shit yet $650/mo to share a room. at night, IV crawls with thousands of piss-drunk students, all walking from house to house sucking up the greater half of california's vodka supply. sadly, neartly half of these party-goers are arrested by the IV foot patrol for DIPs. isla vista is an overall awesome place to spend your college years.

UCSB student: "yes, i live in isla vista."
student's grandmother: GASP!!
student's friends: "let's go there and get wasted."

by santabarbaralover September 19, 2005

windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

by _K. April 10, 2008