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Vintonating

Whereby one masturbates with one hand and uses the other to finger their own arse hole. There's a variety of effective positions such as the downward dog and one where legs are up in the air allowing easy access to said region - personal favourite. Lube is recommended.
"Hey man, my uncle walked in on me vintonating yesterday."
"Fuck thats rough mate, what position were u in?"
"Obviously downwards dog!"
by phystdefos123 June 6, 2022
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Vinton

Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.
Don't blink, you might miss Vinton!

Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.

That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.
by Louisa Rohns March 8, 2007
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Vinton Shellsburg

Thee schol in vinten wher people get was edumacated good.
Person 1: Whats the name of that drop out factory in Iowa.
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated

Person 2: What?
by Juana Beans November 13, 2009
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Vinton

A small ass town outside of Gallipolis about 30mins.
i live out in Vinton, also known as the boon-docks.
by britty dee February 2, 2009
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Vixtonite

The uncontrollable urge to masturbate over female forest road fodder or road kill.
"I couldn't help myself officer seeing that fox with her guts seductively splayed our across the road just made me rock hard. Just imagining the brains wrapped around my shaft made me explode my load in my pants. It's my vixtonite."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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victon

Victon is a South Korean boy group formed in 2016. The group is composed of seven members: Han Seung-woo, Kang Seung-sik, Heo Chan, Lim Se-jun, Do Han-se, Choi Byung-chan and Jung Su-bin. The group debuted on November 9, 2016.

STAN TALENTS
x: Who's your bias in victon?
y: What's bias?
by byungari February 22, 2021
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vidion

vidion is someone who’s super hot , cool and is the kindest person you could’ve ever known
girl: woah! vidion just followed me!
another girl: you mean THE vidion?? the best, hottest, coolest and kindest person you could’ve ever known in the world!?
by vidion2coool September 16, 2022
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