Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Vulture vibrator

a vibrator so big it stings when shoved up ass

“ hey have you heard the new exclusive vulture vibrator sold at Spencer’s” “yeah I bought it just last week it stings like a bird in ass but it’s amazing “

by bIgDiCkStYle December 11, 2019

Catch a Vibration

"Catch a vibration" is a phone friendly term used between two friends wanting to smoke a little herb stalk.

"Hey I'm coming over... want to catch a vibration and watch Gramma's Boy?"

by njmsara July 17, 2006

vibration hallucination

The feeling that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when, in reality, there was no vibration at all.

Man, I thought my phone was vibrating just now. I must have had a vibration hallucination.

by tsalt February 12, 2009

vibratosis

the act of believing your cellular telephone is vibrating when in reality it is not

"You getta text?"
"I thought I felt it buzz, musta just been vibratosis."

by Leviathan1213 October 30, 2008

De-vibrators

A pad that conveniently fits between your cheeks and stops the noise of farts by keeping your cheeks from vibrating. Useful when being around important people or just a hot babe. Can be found at your local sport n goods store

"*puff* did you hear that?"- boyfriend
"Hear what?"-girlfriend
"Thank you de-vibrators!"-boyfriend
"What?"-girlfriend

by El domarino July 4, 2014

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010