Vending Binge

A brief period of excessive indulgence on certain junk foods ordered from a vending machine.

I've gained over 10 pounds from a week long vending binge.

by Idiot-Finder2 October 13, 2007

vending scam

When your school vending machines decides to charge another 50 cents for your purchase of a bag of chips or anything else etc.

What the hell? the bag of chips are $1.50 now!? Damn vending scam!

by AOAA April 4, 2008

vending machine

vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

by koksta September 14, 2009

Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

by Modest Pelican September 3, 2019

Vending machine

An abbreviation for

Ven bading the dick eating machine

Ven so good
He's a vending machine

by Chingchongmcgee June 4, 2017

vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

by solidguyger February 27, 2011

STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

by SlemCrisco December 16, 2004