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Vauxhall Astra

The best car in the known universe. It's best features include anti-dog missiles, caramel-flavored wipers, cattle-prod and non-ωorking brakes.
The car can go from 0-60 in under 10 hours and costs the same as a helicopter gunship.
Jeremy Clarkson: The car you see is not very good. Quite apart from the fact that it’s a Vauxhall Astra, which has the social appeal of herpes, it has wonky steering and a completely unfathomable on-board computer. But I’d have one.
by Vauxhaulastra June 12, 2008
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vauxhall corsa

a car favoured by the sort of people who look like they're going to run you over
1) are you gonna cross the road?

no, i'll let this corsa pass first

2) the sort of person who drives a vauxhall corsa is the sort of person who'll end up in prison one day
by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008
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Need” is both a vaux and a main verb.
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Erky & moody but she has big boobs!!!! Light skin Philly jawn. Hard to bang but when you do it's worth it 😋
You seem them Vaunecia's on shawty.
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VAUX

A word used to define somebody as a beautiful one a kind stature.
you are a such a VAUX girl. vaux
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Vaune

Highly intelligent. Protective of family. Someone everyone loves. A kind and loving person. Vaune has an amazing sense of humor and is a beautiful person. Everyone should have a Vaune.
Everyone should have Vaune in their life.
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vaundy

Probably the singer of most of your favorite Japanese songs
person 1: I started listening to Vaundy lately, my favorite song is Oridoko
Person 2: SAME!
by simpforfictionalcharacters January 31, 2023
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