VALV

Acronym for vete a la verga, which means "go to hell" or "go fuck yourself," depending on how pissed off you are.

Hey, bitch tits, I hate to say this but you are half-white" "VALV!

by La loba September 18, 2010

Valve

Valve is a gaming company that, while one of the slower companys when it comes to making games, have amazing games. While Valve made Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and many more, they also made Steam which is the most used content for buying games online.

Valve makes great games that I would play over and over!

by Texasboy9753 January 05, 2013

Valving

When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3

Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!

by AerySurah November 09, 2021

Valve

American shitbags from 1999 who promote terrorism in games like Counter-Strike. CIA, FBI and other fags really like them.

Open your mind to terrorism - Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve.

- I just bought a game on Steam
- Fuck you!

by Barkingdog October 05, 2023

VALVe

A company defined for releasing games such as Half-Life, Counter-Strike, etc. Not as money-hungry as Activision but still money-hungry.

When is Valve going to make Half-Life 3?

by Shad0w9GS March 12, 2017

Valve

A semi-obscure software company, they made steam but rarely ever actually make games

Idiot 1: “Bro have you played Valve’s latest game?”
Idiot 2: “I didn’t even know they still made games”

by Wednesday Corporation December 23, 2022

Valve

to delay something and/or anything for long amounts of time.

OMG Half-Life 2 was DELAYED AGAIN!!!!

by someguy0w3d June 07, 2004