Valentines Day 

Celebration of St. Valentine, and also consumerism and candy. Nice day to commit suicide if you are completely alone, drowning in a sea of s(m)adness.

Roses are red, violets are blue
You used me, bitch
I´m gonna fucking kill you

Valentines Day by Hanzo February 18, 2007

Valentines Day 

The Happy Single Awareness Day

Lovers: "Happy Valentines Day"

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Friend: "What date is it today?"
Loners: "Oh great is the February 14th, Happy Single Awareness day".

Valentines Day by Mafia Escaflowne August 28, 2009

valentines day 

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

valentines day by miss_sixty February 18, 2007

valentines day 

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!

valentines day by L to the iam February 18, 2007

valentines day 

A stupid fucking holiday where guys have to spend from $1,000-100,000 on their wife or girlfriend, and when single people have to endure the "hey what did you get for valentines day,or HEY OH MY GODDDDDD LOOK AT THIS BRACELET JAKE BOUGHT ME OMMGGGGGG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL NOW WHAT DID YOU GET ME AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND %1,000,000? OH MY GODDDD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.
No bitch I didn't get you shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue
bacardi, jack, yager, and jews.

valentines day by Fuckthepainaway February 18, 2007

valentines day 

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

valentines day by katy February 18, 2007

valentines day 

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

valentines day by Slunjan August 13, 2008