A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
by Brother Number One March 21, 2004
1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(
by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 13, 2010
a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.
valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
by multipersonthought February 16, 2011
A day to show that you love someone . To give them a little cards to show you are happy they are in your life
by kimberl January 30, 2011
by optimistic March 05, 2009
by youdontsmellbad September 03, 2004
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003