vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.
Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.
by Nite Owl December 21, 2005
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Vagital

Refers to the vagina and the general female genital area as a whole.
"Doctor, I am having an outbreak in my vagital area."
by Smitty Alderson October 19, 2005
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Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.
1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"
by brsmith23 June 09, 2010
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vagitated

1. when someone of the male gender is complaining like a little school girl

2. a man who has female tendencies
so you and a co-worker are trying to get a job done and all he does is cry about how difficult it is. thats when i would say whats wrong buddy are you vagitated do you need a tampon to soak up all that leaking you mangina is doing
by shoosterjama July 31, 2009
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vagitation

The pubic hair of a vagina.
"Dude, did you see that girls vagitation?"

"Oh yeah that would make a woolly mammoth jealous!"
by SharpieAJ February 10, 2009
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Vagitate

verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus
Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".
by DrMikeman November 15, 2010
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Vagitation

1. A growth, possibly a plant or fungi, growing from the vagina.
Oh my god! Beth has a nasty case of vagitation.
by Todd R Minner September 13, 2007
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