by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009
Get the Vaginocentric mug.An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
The Thread
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016
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Multi meaning..
1) A boy meets a girl, and starts getting sooo much action he quits hanging with his buddies on the weekends. He must be vaginized.
2) That guy won't even take the trash out in the dark. He is definitely vaginized.
3)He's so vaginized, he won't even talk to me because his cousin killed a deer within a half mile of his stand.
1) A boy meets a girl, and starts getting sooo much action he quits hanging with his buddies on the weekends. He must be vaginized.
2) That guy won't even take the trash out in the dark. He is definitely vaginized.
3)He's so vaginized, he won't even talk to me because his cousin killed a deer within a half mile of his stand.
by harry dearth June 4, 2016
Get the vaginized mug.A person who is and or acts similar to a vagina. This person is also a little bitch and commits many acts of douche baggery.
That guy Michael Mclaughlin is most defiently a Vaginite.
by Wurm G.J August 20, 2006
Get the Vaginite mug.The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.
by V.J. December 3, 2006
Get the vaginica mug.by bentrefler June 2, 2009
Get the vaginite mug.The exent to which an object can be easily and pleasurably inserted into the vagina and used to acheive orgasm.
by 4$K1N April 23, 2003
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